apologizes in advance for

The Dueling Losers Band
Songbook

The band's first CD is not forthcoming. Instead, we offer this collection of lyrics for your listening pressure.

~~Beat~~ Meet the Band | The Band's Devolution

! WARNING !
These songs contain Loser jargon and in-jokes. If you are a rookie or are otherwise unenlightened you are advised to consult the Loser Lexicon as needed. If your name is Twenhafel you are advised to unclench your sphincter and...

get down and get FUNNY with the Dueling Losers Band!

BY GENRE:

FAB FOUR PLAY

David Skelter
Doyle
Girl
Gracie Fuller
Oh-Lympics
Poopyjoke Writer
Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band/A Day In the Post
The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band, Rev. 5
While the Style Czar Ignores Me
Yellow Loser Shirts

CLAS-SICK ROCK

FOLK YOU

Crapseys and Anagrams
For Writin' Me
Got Ink Twice, It's Alright

RHYTHM AND/OR BLUES

Ink
Stormy Sunday Blues
Style Invitational Whites
Zimmerman Opus (aka The March 98 Brunch Song)

YOUR MOTHER (SHOULD KNOW THESE)

The Funny Side of the Street
Hart!
My Funny Loser Brunch
Summertime

CHRISTMESS CHEER

Czarman'll Print Your Name in the Post
Jolly Old Czar

BY EVENT:

December 1996 Brunch

Czarman'll Print Your Name in the Post
F2
For Writin' Me
Gracie Fuller

1997 Flushies

Loserfest 1997

Teach the Rookies
Yellow Loser Shirts

October 1997 Brunch

Sympathy for the Printer's Devil

March 1998 Brunch

Zimmerman Opus (aka The March 98 Brunch Song)

1998 Flushies

Loserfest 1998

Imagine
While the Style Czar Ignores Me

December 1998 Brunch

My Funny Loser Brunch

1999 Flushies

Got Ink Twice, It's Alright
Hart!

Loserfest 1999

Hotel Where The Brunch Is
Ink
Poopyjoke Writer

November 1999 Brunch

The Night They Drove Ol' S.I. Down

2000 Loser Olympics

50 Ways To Be A Loser
Oh-Lympics
Summertime
Will You Give Me Ink Next Sunday

September 2000 Brunch

2001 Flushies

Jennifer Hart Gets Ink
Lookin' Out My Front Door
The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band, Rev. 5

2001 Loser Olympics

Sucking Up To The Host

2003 Flushies

Born To Pun
Doyle
Moonpants
Writin' for the Sun

Czar Party March 2004

Whenabouts Unknown or Never Actually "Performed"

After The Czar Bailed

Crapseys and Anagrams
Drivel Drivel
The Funny Side of the Street
He's Goin' South

Invitational Breath
Jolly Old Czar
Mr. Czarman
Patrick Hays
Sandra Hull, Martin and Chuck
Southern DOS

Stormy Sunday Blues
Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band/A Day In the Post
Style Invitational Whites
What If Bob Was One Of Us

BY LYRICIST:

Greg Arnold

The Funny Side of the Street
Jennifer Hart Gets Ink
Jolly Old Czar
Moonpants

Elden Carnahan

50 Ways To Be A Loser
Crapseys and Anagrams
Got Ink Twice, It's Alright
Lookin' Out My Front Door
(Might As Well Be) Writin' for the Sun

Peyton Coyner

The Night They Drove Ol' S.I. Down

Bob Dalton

Sandra Hull, Martin and Chuck
Southern DOS

Dave Ferry

David Skelter
Girl
Hotel Where The Brunch Is
Invitational Breath
Oh-Lympics
Sucking Up To The Host
What If Bob Was One Of Us

Sandra Hull

After The Czar Bailed

Drivel Drivel
He's Goin' South

Ink
Patrick Hays
Poopyjoke Writer
Proud Losers
Teach the Rookies
Will You Give Me Ink Next Sunday

T. J. Murphy

Imagine
While the Style Czar Ignores Me

Dave Zarrow

Born To Pun
Czarman'll Print Your Name in the Post
Doyle
F2
For Writin' Me
Gracie Fuller
Hart!
Mr. Czarman My Funny Loser Brunch
Stormy Sunday Blues
Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band/A Day In the Post
The Style Invitational Dueling Losers Band, Rev. 5
Style Invitational Whites
Summertime
Sympathy for the Printer's Devil
Yellow Loser Shirts
Zimmerman Opus (aka The March 98 Brunch Song)

Meet the Parens

Loser Photo Crapbook

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